superintendentoftheuniverse:

I was in the bathroom when I saw this happening

Apparently, my cat thought it’d be fun to pull the rug from under the door

a-study-in-butts:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

it’s a night where the british build forts and wage war against eachother

cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

seekingvakarian:

this week on tumblr:

• yahoo buying tumblr
• “bitch I might be”
• POKEMON FUSION

knxbodi:

rabioheab:

[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop* 

[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga

Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?

this is amazing…

watch it [here]

tonymyturtle:

modernizing:

good night

oh my god

brittabaggles:

do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen

steampoweredstucklock:

onetwo-freefour:

killmytime:

University application

I AM SCREAMING

YES

tardisparkingonly:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOFUCKYOU

HA!

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me